"Google KAI: Our Lovely Boy was born on September, 12th 2005 in Kalmar, Sweden," says the newly created Website which opens up with "Ads by Goooooogle" above the fold and the page follows with baby Google Kai's photos at the Google-Kai.com Website.
The Website text continues: "Google KAI is Lebanese Swedish GOOGLE KAI has Ordered his new T-shirt, it will be posted when he will wear it. Some People calling or writing to us saying why? he will get tough school life...etc.... my answer is absolutley not if he is using Google Search engine and he is building new idea with his friends around The Psychometric and Informational Structural Mind. Thanks."
One of the feedback posts left on the page reads: "This just in: Walid Elias Kai, a Ph.D. candidate in search engine marketing, is, it must be said, an avid fan of our company. Dr. Kai, who is Lebanese, and his Swedish wife Carol live in Kalmar, Sweden, where their son was born on September 12. His name? Oliver Google Kai."
About this choice, Dr. Kai writes, "When we first knew that my wife Carol is pregnant, I said, 'we will name our child Google.' Everyone laughed and did not take me seriously. My brother said, 'Yeah, name the next one yahoo fuji nikon." And then, says Dr. Kai, the day came to make the baby official in the Swedish Registry. "I was with my friend Magnus Foss and my wife Carol, and I said yes, GOOGLE KAI. Carol knew how serious I am – she knows how much I adore Google services."
Clearly not one to shy away from a unique moniker, Dr. Kai also tells us that in the Lebanese tradition both parents have a name related to the child. "All our friends and families are calling us Abou Google (Google's father) and Emm Google (Google's mother)." Of course, there's a website devoted to young Mr. Kai. We wish him long life and good health, and hope his schoolmates aren't too hard on him.
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